There are so many moments as a parent that just catch you completely off-guard. And sometimes they catch your spouse off guard. Rob though, never misses a beat.
We just moved back into the house. We are all sitting on the floor in the furnitureless living room leaning up against walls with pillows underneath us for cushion. I think American Idol might have been on. Cady is sitting on Rob's lap. Fibi is sitting on Cady's lap.
Cady (to Rob): Daddy, where is Fibi's vagina?
Rob: (grabs fibi, pulls up her tail) It's right there Cady.
Cady: No Dad. That's her butt. I want to know where her vagina is.
Rob: (pulling up Fibi's leg and inspecting closely) It's right here Cady, look.
Fibi: (wearing an expression on her face of WTF?)
Paula: (laughing so hard inside)